an email from Jonah Park, the super popular character in Empathy Control

subject: bugfixes!!!

from: jonah.park@argbellum.com

hey guys, its me, jonah park from hit game Empathy CONTROL! just swinging by to let y'all know that i'm the best manager in the world and everything you read is complete slander.

anyway, i have one single announcement to make. we spellchecked the game! look, i get it, you're frustrated that 'their' is spelled wrong. or that we used an 'an' instead of an 'a'. (whew that last sentence was confusing) but i don't know what you guys were expecting since i was the one who did the last minute proofreading. have you SEEN my emails?

but i heard your demands and i have graciously gone back (my boss is angry at me) to make sure i capitalized every 'I'. did we fix every spelling mistake? hell no! did we miss a few grammar errors. absolutely! however you are no longer allowed to be angry at me.

thank you, users, for making Empathy Control a hit (more than fifty people have played it!!!) and making me your favorite character of 2021! 

thanks,

Jonah Park

(me, Argbellum, would like to just say: thank you to everyone who has played and dealt with my stupid writing. Seriously, this is cool.)